Ever have a Melvins dream?

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

I vaguely remember a dream I had last night that I was the Melvins merch girl.  I was selling all the regular schwag, but I was also selling the new Snivlem shirts.  I remember holding up the pink shirt to someone, giving them my sales pitch, I wasn't as charming as John was though, but the shirts looked really awesome in my dream. 
I can't wait to get them!  Thanks, bHm!

[Greasy Statement]

i had a melvins dream last night. i was in a shitty mall with my dad and my wife and i stopped in a crummy record store that reminded me of flea market record stores when i was a kid. they had a huge stack of obscure melvins vinyl that never existed and cost way too much. then i woke up...

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

i had a melvins dream last night. i was in a shitty mall with my dad and my wife and i stopped in a crummy record store that reminded me of flea market record stores when i was a kid. they had a huge stack of obscure melvins vinyl that never existed and cost way too much. then i woke up...

and your pillow was gone??? 

[Живојиновић]

I dreamt that Buzz married my mom so I could call him "Daddy."

[Idiotska]

I've dreamed of.. bad things that involve the Melvins.

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

Dreamt I was at a Melvins show last night, and received backstage passes from Moss, except he wasn't all hairy, he was clean cut and shaven.  My friend and i went backstage, and into the this big room with couches along all sides of the room.  Everyone was just lounging around drinking and bullshitting.  I sat near Dale and Coady's side, an Dale gave me a new Trick and Riddle book that was coming out.   He told me not to show anyone, and that I had one of the only copies at this time.  I was ecstatic!  I didn't stay there long after that, as everyone was going out to do a soundcheck........(I don't remember what happened after that part)


Maybe this is a premonition to NYE?????

[Rene They Call Him]

Not sure where this thread has mutated to but I did have a dream involving the Melvins once.

I dreamed that I was either auditioning for them, or just jamming with them, it wasn't clear, but it took place in a closed and condemned Shoney's restaurant, and we all had our amps set up on the salad bar. 

Two weird things:

1) In the dream, I originally had my bass at the time (black and gold epiphone GIII reverse), which would have made sense, but when we actually started playing, I was playing guitar, and it was one I have never owned, a heavily-worn black strat with a black pickguard, and the pickups pulled and replaced with two humbuckers.  I normally play strat style guitars, but never an actual strat, usually a Peavey.)  I know that's not all that weird, but to this day, my post-dream logic constantly bothers me on that point.*

2) We weren't playing a Melvins song.  We covered "Would?" by AiC.

* Addendum: After losing all my gear to Hurricane Katrina and an exploding pawnshop, I went to a pawnshop in Austin, and almost bought. . .a black-on-black strat.  Looked just like the one in the dream, except no custom pickups.

[CaptainPungent]

ever had a melvins WET dream?

[bUTTHOLEmAN]

I dreamt that Buzz married my mom so I could call him "Daddy."

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

ever had a melvins WET dream?

Yes   

[FartLips]

ever had a melvins WET dream?

Yes   

pictures or it didn't happen!

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

From a few pages back.....

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared. 

That wouldn't have anything to do with a certain dream, would it?

I dreamts I was the Melvins 'fluffer girl', and Jared had the biggest dick of 'em all!

[5w33t 1ntu1t10n]

I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   

[Idlehanz]

I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   

  that's what I see when I think of him too

[FartLips]

I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   

  that's what I see when I think of him too

i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.