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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #90 on: November 12, 2007, 07:57:00 PM »
I vaguely remember a dream I had last night that I was the Melvins merch girl.  I was selling all the regular schwag, but I was also selling the new Snivlem shirts.  I remember holding up the pink shirt to someone, giving them my sales pitch, I wasn't as charming as John was though, but the shirts looked really awesome in my dream. 
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2007, 10:12:48 PM »
i had a melvins dream last night. i was in a shitty mall with my dad and my wife and i stopped in a crummy record store that reminded me of flea market record stores when i was a kid. they had a huge stack of obscure melvins vinyl that never existed and cost way too much. then i woke up...

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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2007, 10:14:44 PM »
i had a melvins dream last night. i was in a shitty mall with my dad and my wife and i stopped in a crummy record store that reminded me of flea market record stores when i was a kid. they had a huge stack of obscure melvins vinyl that never existed and cost way too much. then i woke up...
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #93 on: November 25, 2007, 08:15:52 PM »
I dreamt that Buzz married my mom so I could call him "Daddy."
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #94 on: November 27, 2007, 01:21:57 AM »
I've dreamed of.. bad things that involve the Melvins.
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #95 on: December 28, 2007, 08:54:55 AM »
Dreamt I was at a Melvins show last night, and received backstage passes from Moss, except he wasn't all hairy, he was clean cut and shaven.  My friend and i went backstage, and into the this big room with couches along all sides of the room.  Everyone was just lounging around drinking and bullshitting.  I sat near Dale and Coady's side, an Dale gave me a new Trick and Riddle book that was coming out.   He told me not to show anyone, and that I had one of the only copies at this time.  I was ecstatic!  I didn't stay there long after that, as everyone was going out to do a soundcheck........(I don't remember what happened after that part)


Maybe this is a premonition to NYE?????
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #96 on: December 29, 2007, 03:25:52 PM »
Not sure where this thread has mutated to but I did have a dream involving the Melvins once.

I dreamed that I was either auditioning for them, or just jamming with them, it wasn't clear, but it took place in a closed and condemned Shoney's restaurant, and we all had our amps set up on the salad bar. 

Two weird things:

1) In the dream, I originally had my bass at the time (black and gold epiphone GIII reverse), which would have made sense, but when we actually started playing, I was playing guitar, and it was one I have never owned, a heavily-worn black strat with a black pickguard, and the pickups pulled and replaced with two humbuckers.  I normally play strat style guitars, but never an actual strat, usually a Peavey.)  I know that's not all that weird, but to this day, my post-dream logic constantly bothers me on that point.*

2) We weren't playing a Melvins song.  We covered "Would?" by AiC.

* Addendum: After losing all my gear to Hurricane Katrina and an exploding pawnshop, I went to a pawnshop in Austin, and almost bought. . .a black-on-black strat.  Looked just like the one in the dream, except no custom pickups.
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #97 on: January 03, 2008, 05:54:44 PM »
ever had a melvins WET dream?

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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #98 on: January 03, 2008, 06:47:16 PM »
I dreamt that Buzz married my mom so I could call him "Daddy."
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #99 on: January 03, 2008, 10:20:11 PM »
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #100 on: January 03, 2008, 10:42:00 PM »
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #101 on: January 03, 2008, 10:58:12 PM »
From a few pages back.....

Actually, I kinda have a thing for Jared.  :oops:

That wouldn't have anything to do with a certain dream, would it? :D

I dreamts I was the Melvins 'fluffer girl', and Jared had the biggest dick of 'em all!
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #102 on: January 10, 2008, 08:17:33 PM »
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #103 on: January 10, 2008, 08:33:49 PM »
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
:lol:  that's what I see when I think of him too

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Re: Ever have a Melvins dream?
« Reply #104 on: January 10, 2008, 08:35:17 PM »
I had a dream last night that I was at the New Years Eve show again, and everyone was there - Maarten, Lun, Hanz,.Glen, Danny, and bHM, etc. ..........I don't remember all the details now, after working all day.  But I remember waking up before the Melvins played, and bHm had a beard and a Russian accent.   :?
:lol:  that's what I see when I think of him too
i was thinking more along the lines of big boobs and a round ass.
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